From last night's "Late Show":
I've been to Rochester...we've all been to Rochester...Mayo Clinic is there...it's like, you drive down the main street of Rochester, it's like Las Vegas...one giant hotel after another. There must be two dozen giant hotels in Rochester, Minn. It's like an outpatient deal...all they need is casino gambling.
This may be the first time in television history that Rochester has been compared with Las Vegas. And I'm not sure where the two dozen giant hotels are, though the casino gambling is only 60 miles away.
Dave made the comments during his funny newspaper clippings segment. He showed a classified ad from the P-B for an item that was found: A stainless steel roaster, with roast -- found at 21st and Northern Heights Drive.
We'll check it out and see if the roaster was reunited with its owner.