The Four Stars of fries
Today in print only you'll find the Four Stars of the french fries world. Here's a sneap preview of the story, with the punchline to follow:
The headline Saturday in the New York Times said it all: "Told to Eat its Vegetables, America Orders Fries."
Of course America does! Everyone loves fries, and I find nothing contradictory in the words "fries" and "vegetables." Deep-fried and seriously salted, to be sure, but what's wrong with that, in moderation?
My problem, of course, is that I eat nothing in moderation for these monthly Four Stars reviews. My wife and I have eaten more fries in the past 30 days than the guy did in "Supersize Me," the documentary about eating three meals a day, seven days a week, at McDonald's. As a result, I'm feeling supersized as I write this, but that's just one of the personal sacrifices I make for you, my readers.
Which brings me to McDonald's. The ground rules for my pursuit of the best french fries in the area, as published last month, EXPLICITLY said fast-food fries were eligible. After eating fries all over the eight-county area, I have to be honest: My palate continues to believe McDonald's fries are a work of art. At their best, they're fresh-tasting, generally hot, crisp but not crispy, not greasy or limp, not overly salted and relatively cheap.
So even though I always favor independent, one-of-a-kind, locally owned and operated restaurants over chain restaurants, I have to give one of the four palms to Mickey D's. (My wife would have you believe Hardee's has even better fries, but I get to write this column, not her.)
The other winners? Glynner's Pub, Nupa Mediterranean Cuisine and the Wicked Moose.
More to come on the subject, and it's not too early to start feeding me apple pie ideas.

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