PHERSY: Nah-nah-nah-boo-boo, I beat Feldy to the "Daily" 3 again today. He's going to stomp into the office any minute now and yell at me. Anyway, here goes nothing ...
No. 1 -- Yet another UND player arrested: Sorry Feldy, I had to put this one on the list (and I like it at No. 1). Ex-UND "star" (and by star, I mean the really tall kid who skated slow and played defense) Joe Finley was arrested at 3 a.m. Tuesday for "throwing so many objects from a residential garage that traffic had to be halted."
Read the rest of the story here ... it's a good one! Just typical activity from that UND program. They're starting to become college hockey's version of the Iowa Hawkeyes. I'm sure Feldy will come back with the "but there's nothing else to do in North Dakota" excuse. It's valid, of course. I guess the real question is ... who's next???
No. 2 -- Mike Vick is out of federal custody: Michael Vick is officially out of federal custody now. Vick is meeting with commish Roger Goodell in an attempt to be reinstated by the NFL. He'd like to play football again, hopefully this year. Now Feldy, I know you've been completely against Vick ever playing in the league again. But I'm wondering if you still take that stance? Feldy's a huge dog guy, and so am I. Still, I think Vick has served his time, and really, we can't ask for too much more. We can still choose to dislike him and detest what he did, but I think he should be allowed to play football again. Of course, that's going to be left up to Goodell. At least Vick's not Donte Stallworth, who drove drunk and killed a man (by the way, he served a fraction of the time Vick did, which is equally disgusting).
No. 3 -- Tom Watson would need an exemption to play in the PGA Championship at Hazeltine: Golf's feel-good story of the summer, Tom Watson, is not among the automatic qualifiers for next month's PGA Championship at Hazeltine. Watson would need an exemption from the PGA to get into the event. My question is ... should he receive one? I think most people would immediately snap back "Heck yes!! He was one shot away from winning the British Open." But personally, I don't think Watson should receive an exemption. Why? Because there is absolutely no chance he can contend at Hazeltine. The course is way, way too long for him, and the setup is brutal and favors the longer hitters. Yes, a short hitter like Rich Beem won the thing last time, but the course is even longer now. I think it would take a miracle for Watson to even make the cut, and as much as I love seeing him do well, I'd rather not watch him struggle on a course like Hazeltine. All that said, he'll probably get the invite. I'll be turning the other way.
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FELDY: Geez, Phersy, quit stepping on my bit! Plus, you're supposed to count 'em down 3-2-1, so the top story's at the end. Build our reader's (yes, just one) excitement up as he prepares to see what's No. 1. Plus, two days in a row on Faceoff, Phersy! I'm impressed. I think this is the most consecutive days you've been on here since March!
1. Have you ever been to North Dakota, Phersy? There really is nothing else to do in non-puck season other than sit around with a cooler full of beer and talk about the price of sugar beets. Plus, don't link to the weak Star Tribune story, link to the story in the Grand Forks paper (
it's right here), which actually makes this all even funnier. Finley might be the most recognizable person in the city, yet he told cops that he was someone else! That'd be like Randy Moss telling the traffic cop he ran over that he was really Ed McDaniel. Plus, we Sioux fans don't claim Finley as ours anyway. He was terrible most of the time at UND and he's a cake-eater from Edina. We know those kids do whatever they want anyway.
2. As for Vick, the fact that I'm a dog guy is only part of the reason I think Goodell should slap him with a steep penalty, maybe a one- or two-year ban from the league. I'll back off my ban-him-for-life stance because, yes, he has served his prison time. Still, Vick sat in a meeting with Goodell, face-to-face, before any of the charges against Vick became public, and lied to the NFL Commissioner. Goodell let Pacman Jones get away that crap too often. He can't let Vick get away with it. ... Also, when/if Vick does return to the NFL, who's going to want him? Who wants to deal with that PR nightmare? And if he ever ends up in purple, that's it for me. I'll find a new color jersey to wear. Or maybe I'll follow Denny Green and become a big UFL fan.
3. Agreed 100 percent with you, Phersy. If that had been any other golfer who lost in the playoff to Stewart Cink, there would be little to no clamoring for a PGA Championship exemption. Watson was a great story, but he can't hit the ball long enough to come close to winning at Hazeltine. And the way Rich Beem plays, I'll be shocked if he makes the cut.
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